Cursed Pizza is an offense skill that trips and poisons any enemy unfortunate enough to touch it.
Unlike Fake Coin, the pizza is 100% unconvincing. This is only really useful on newer players.
Much like Fake Coin however, this is easily bait-able. By jumping on the pizza and then jumping off, there's a good chance you won't take any damage despite having activated it.
Every level, Cursed Pizza gains less cooldown.